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The Democratic Flowering Isles of Camellias

“MOBILIZE AND TAKE OUT PUTIN. DARYA TREPOV IS A HERO”

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The Democratic Flowering Isles of Camellias is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by People's Mistress Azalea Cannabis with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.244 billion Azaleas-Camelliasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blooming Islets of Azaleas and Cannabis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Camelliasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion Hemp-Azaleas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,772 Hemp-Azaleas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Camelliasian satellites can detect it, the new Camelliasian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camellias's national animal is the Pride Pegasus of Karlton Archipelago, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cannabis.

Camellias is ranked 6,461^st in the world and 6^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,153.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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