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The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain

“All Hail The Sentient Cloud”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Union of Democratic States

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.967 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,884 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities run on potato batteries, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the true length of the coastline of The Glorious Hypetrain may never be measured, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 6,700th in the world and 17th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,965.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,702ndMost Influential: 2,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,695thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,868thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,077thBest Weather: 5,722ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,054thMost Cultured: 6,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,700thHighest Food Quality: 6,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,981stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,321stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,792ndMost Inclusive: 7,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,041stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,209thSafest: 8,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,405thHealthiest Citizens: 9,021stMost Developed: 9,965thSmartest Citizens: 11,892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,832ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,100thHighest Economic Output: 14,169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,269thLargest Governments: 14,687thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,974thHighest Average Incomes: 17,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,012thMost Secular: 21,695thMost Efficient Economies: 26,386thMost Patriotic: 26,470th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Income Equality: 42nd in the region

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