Spotlight on:
The Bugger All of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia |
“Honey Badger Don't Care”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Union of Democratic States |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Bugger All of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.959 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,035 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,387 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", it's said that Honey Badger can turn every pleasure into a chore, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 126,798th in the world and 79th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 267.90147437628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, it's said that Honey Badger can turn every pleasure into a chore.
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
- : Peoples Republic of TempleLandia endorsed The Republic of United Slavik States.
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, the 'sing-a-long with Honey Badger' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, in a baffling press conference Honey Badger proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Peoples Republic of TempleLandia was endorsed by The Republic of United Slavik States.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » The Glorious Hypetrain, Orlandya, Tank Republicans, Caerin, Scroteberg, Kantobliv, Aarman, Jasten, Nazel Geldiic, Falkland and South Sandwich Islands, The New United Astrodomean Republic, Libate, Canzik, Prorescia, Paz Mente, Kongers, Canditia, Atlantic Isles, Naasiat Nuna, Vivilio, Rezidania, Bagong Timog Mindanao, Phoenix Coalition, Camellias, Breedynia, Alpine state, Kitsune Worshippers, Jusanctopiaville, Ethyra, Lundia Nokor, Fandalon, Jdjdjd, and United Slavik States.