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The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia

“Honey Badger Don't Care”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Honey Badger with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.483 billion TempleLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,417 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 285,312 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and Honey Badger is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 13,504th in the world and 437th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,360.98 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 202ndMost Rebellious Youth: 228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 431stLargest Publishing Industry: 440thMost Advanced Public Education: 457thSmartest Citizens: 524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665thLargest Governments: 675thMost Efficient Economies: 703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 730thHighest Average Tax Rates: 734thMost Inclusive: 768thMost Scientifically Advanced: 820thMost Cultured: 990thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,336thMost Pacifist: 1,439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,500thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,504thNicest Citizens: 1,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,725thHighest Drug Use: 1,769thMost Secular: 1,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,896thMost Influential: 2,102ndRudest Citizens: 2,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,407thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,416thTop
Most Developed: 2,459thHighest Economic Output: 2,542ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,521stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,186thLargest Retail Industry: 7,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,275thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,179thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,504thLargest Populations: 15,531stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,567th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Secular: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 123rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionLargest Populations: 175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 229th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 233rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 329th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 437th in the region

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