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The Pink Artsy Angel of Bendicion |
“Success is like getting pregnant, you get freaked a lot”
| Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
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Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Pink Artsy Angel of Bendicion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mary Jane Reinaldi 👸 with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.709 billion Bendians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Kaliptzy Bendianii 🌆. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bendian economy, worth an astonishing 17,102 trillion 💲 Doleres a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 617,225 💲 Doleres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the 💲 Dolere is newly gilt in trust, and praying at the office can see you terminated for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bendicion's national animal is the Bald Eagle🦅, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity ✝️.
Bendicion is ranked 922nd in the world and 17th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,088.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, the 💲 Dolere is newly gilt in trust.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings.
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Bendicion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, child support loans with high interest rates are available in Bendian banks.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, competing film industry executives commission movies depicting each other as ugly baby-eating villains.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendicion, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.




































































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