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The Federation of Noireville

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The Federation of Noireville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Annick Petrus with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.424 billion Noirevilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noireville. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The powerhouse Noirevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,421 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the government has enacted freedom of information, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noireville's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

Noireville is ranked 129,122^nd in the world and 35^th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.82 law-abiding acts per hour.

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