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The Federation of Noireville

“Juste à droite”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Union Mundial

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Federation of Noireville is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Victor Banks with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.264 billion Noirevilles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noireville. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The powerhouse Noirevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,421 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the government has enacted freedom of information, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noireville's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

Noireville is ranked 132,202nd in the world and 33rd in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.82 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 10,571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,628thLargest Retail Industry: 12,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,534thMost Stationary: 12,794thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,796thMost Influential: 14,364thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,590thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,842ndLargest Mining Sector: 25,829thHighest Economic Output: 26,762ndLargest Populations: 28,349thNicest Citizens: 28,706thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,682nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Average: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

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