Governor:
The Empire of Deutsch Heimat
WA Delegate: None.
Founder:
The Empire of Deutsch Heimat
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Embassy and Guinea Kiribati.
King Kalufs Cavemen contains 4 nations.
Activity • History • Rank • Administration
Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in King Kalufs Cavemen
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, King Kalufs Cavemen is ranked 26,287th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Ooga Booga Caveman of Vatafishalalalalala | New York Times Democracy | “Life is trash” | |
| 2. | Father Knows Best State | “Army is top tear” | ||
| 3. | The Empire of Deutsch Heimat | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Gott” | |
| 4. | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Wilt did score 100.” |
Regional Happenings
- : Embassy established between King Kalufs Cavemen and Guinea Kiribati.
- : Embassy established between King Kalufs Cavemen and The Embassy.
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The Fon Queendom of Dahomia of the region Pecan Sandies proposed constructing embassies.
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The Trade League of Troglodita K of the region Antisipation Refounded proposed constructing embassies.
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The Empire of Deutsch Heimat changed the region's banner.
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The Ooga Booga Caveman of Vatafishalalalalala arrived from Karma.
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The Empire of Deutsch Heimat agreed to construct embassies with Guinea Kiribati.
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The Lands of Sweden Kard of the region Guinea Kiribati proposed constructing embassies.
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The Empire of Deutsch Heimat agreed to construct embassies with The Embassy.
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The Madokadom of Gurkland of the region The Embassy proposed constructing embassies.
King Kalufs Cavemen Regional Message Board
Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.
| Lodged | From | Messages |
|---|---|---|
The Empire of Deutsch Heimat | ooga Booga I'm a caveman | |
The Ooga Booga Caveman of Vatafishalalalalala | I am a puppet if |





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