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The Democratic Technomancy of Gurkland

“In the Name of Goddess Madoka's Celestial Love”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: Yggdrasil

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Democratic Technomancy of Gurkland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mitriel Direnni with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.291 billion Gurklandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheoth. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gurklandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,869 trillion Freigelds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 397,267 Freigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gurkland's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Madokaism.

Gurkland is ranked 15,882nd in the world and 29th in Yggdrasil for Most Patriotic, with 38.21 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Efficient Economies: 136thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 210thMost Secular: 379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 415thMost Developed: 437thLongest Average Lifespans: 486thMost Subsidized Industry: 503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 508thLargest Agricultural Sector: 531stHighest Food Quality: 567thSmartest Citizens: 569thHealthiest Citizens: 576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 653rdMost Cultured: 688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 749thMost Inclusive: 782ndHighest Average Incomes: 971stLargest Governments: 1,077thNicest Citizens: 1,315thHighest Economic Output: 1,401stLowest Crime Rates: 1,445thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,557thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,681stSafest: 1,719thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,886thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,099thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,497thLargest Retail Industry: 2,667thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,611thMost Pacifist: 4,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,853rdRudest Citizens: 5,713thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,268thBest Weather: 7,432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,200thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,915thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,927thTop
Largest Populations: 15,409thMost Patriotic: 15,882ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,633rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Eight Hippopotamuses, Yar Phot, and Masternia.