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The Free Fascist State of Greater-Appalachia

Sstrayaa wrote:Hello from genua I am here to tell you that genua is at war with the greater germanian Reich and all their allies

The greater Germanian Reich has denounced both Christianity and fascism i am here for your aid against the greater germanian reich as they have denounced fascism

Yes, continuing on this, TGGR is run by individuals who denounce the value of history, turn their back on The Lord, and turn their backs on those who helped them in the past. They now also denounce fascism. As such, two allies of Genua have also declared a state of war on TGGR, J o J and The New Iron Order. J o J in particular refounded five TGGR regional territories recently, striking the first blow in the war.

P0RTVGAL, Atsuria, Chalybea, and Numerous currencies

The Hyper-Fascist Catgirl Empire of P0RTVGAL

Greater-Appalachia wrote:Yes, continuing on this, TGGR is run by individuals who denounce the value of history, turn their back on The Lord, and turn their backs on those who helped them in the past. They now also denounce fascism. As such, two allies of Genua have also declared a state of war on TGGR, J o J and The New Iron Order. J o J in particular refounded five TGGR regional territories recently, striking the first blow in the war.

nothing more pathetic to behold than to see these regions fold to outside pressures and inside parasitism or pollution.

Folks
If you dont vet your membership and leadership, you this: backtracking, betrayal, and needless turmoil. Im glad to say the Fifth Empire doesn't punch right, because to our right there is only the wall.

Atsuria, Chalybea, and Numerous currencies

via Aryan Resistance

The Aryan Supremacy of Mecha Bavarian

P0RTVGAL wrote:Fellas

We're 18 days away from our 9th birthday on NationStates

I hope there is some kind of celebration

P0RTVGAL, Atsuria, Chalybea, and Numerous currencies

The Hyper-Fascist Catgirl Empire of P0RTVGAL

The time as come to appoint a new Imperial Minister of World Politics- Cruciland

It is necessary to endorse him and unindorse Ferroviaire in order to smoothly transition the seat that represents us in the World Assembly.

Thank you

via Aryan Resistance

The Aryan Supremacy of Mecha Bavarian

Congrats Cruciland for your new appointment

Post self-deleted by Atsuria.

via Genua

Numerous currencies

I just wished to drop in and ask whether you would be willing to pile up on our military force whenever we decide to do some raiding?



The Nordic Fenno-Fascist Empire of Atsuria

Brazika wrote:It was joke. I was saying I was 9.

We need humor in times such as these.

Which gives me the idea for a new Ministry of Truth program.

Rathalas wrote:Happy New Year!

I am back, and will immediately resume my work on the RP and get caught up on everything that happened while I was gone. Just letting everyone know.

We were expecting you.

You have given us many gifts and we are looking forward to developments in that sector of our region's life for this year.

P0RTVGAL
Brazika
Chalybea
Cruciland

>> You had voiced your interest in participation. We would ask you to write down and send your applications to Rathalas as soon as it is achievable for you, so we may get momentum and life to the RP, and go forward from there.

Mecha Bavarian wrote:I hope there is some kind of celebration

Good to see you again on our RMB.

And yes, we could definitely do a special event of some kind to mark the occasion.

P0RTVGAL wrote:The time as come to appoint a new Imperial Minister of World Politics- Cruciland

It is necessary to endorse him and unindorse Ferroviaire in order to smoothly transition the seat that represents us in the World Assembly.

Thank you

Under the active version of the Imperial EndoCap-policy Ex-Minister Ferroviaire is allowed a maximum of two endorsements on the account of his status as a WA-member of the Fifth Empire.

Those still endorsing may retain their endorsement. This will add up to the regional influence total and be of help in that regard.

The Fascist Technocracy of North Amerika, you are the remaining person out of those previously endorsing Ferroviaire to not yet endorse Cruciland. Please see to it at soon as possible.

Numerous currencies wrote:I just wished to drop in and ask whether you would be willing to pile up on our military force whenever we decide to do some raiding?

We can discuss the possibilities and prospects of cooperation. I will be in touch.

The Hyper-Fascist Catgirl Empire of P0RTVGAL

Tomorrow marks the Fifth Empire's 9th Anniversary
We will observe an update to our flag, and you are here by encouraged to blow a candle on a cupcake tomorrow.

The Fifth Empire's WA Representatives through it's history, by order of total days of servitude:

#1 Brasir - 1'000 days
#2 The vekta-helghast empire - 423 days
#3 Brazika - 316 days
#4 Xozanero - 255 days
#5 Ferroviaire - 254 days
#6 Neu tyrol - 184 days
#7 British fascist empire - 129 days
#8 Kaisoria - 107 days
#9 Valoron - 100 days
#10 Karathi - 92 days
#11 Darkkiller - 91 days
#12 Atsuria- 77 days
#13 Heillblod - 58 days
#14P0RTVGAL - 34 days
#15 Haritopia - 22 days
#16 Cruciland - 3 days --- ongoing

Together the 16 WA Representatives (*13 WA Rep, 3 Ministers of World Pol.) have amassed 3'145 days of servitude to Fascism, or 8.6 years of our nearly 9 years of existence, averaging at 197 days of representation each. The longest the position has ever been held was by Brasir- 451 days- ending his streak approximately 6 and a half years ago, when the Fifth Empire was smaller, and WA Representative was a seat rarely up for dispute. For about half of the region's history this position of honor was not up for an influence system based election, but rather direct appointment from the founder. This last granting of the seat was also appointed via recommendation of the Imperial Chancellarius, making Cruciland the first nation in a handful of years to be handpicked once more.

Atsuria, P0RTVGAL and Haritopia were never officially entrusted to the position, but rather fell into it during interregnum, meaning from a purist perspective the Fifth Empire has only ever appointed 12 nations to represent its interests in the international stage throughout our 9 years of stay in NationStates.

The Fascist Legion of Cruciland

Atsuria wrote:Cruciland

>> You had voiced your interest in participation. We would ask you to write down and send your applications to Rathalas as soon as it is achievable for you, so we may get momentum and life to the RP, and go forward from there.

I had time to look at the current RP plot, but did not find any particular interest in the subject matter. I'll admit I'm rather finicky about what RPs I am willing to join, and with activity finally happening on an older RP I've been involved in, I'm afraid that I must rescind my interest in joining for now. Rest assured, I will keep my ear to the ground for anything which might spark my interest in joining a particular RP, if my Spring semester allows it.

Best regards, and sorry for not saying anything about the matter earlier! ^^;

Aryan future

P0RTVGAL wrote:Tomorrow marks the Fifth Empire's 9th Anniversary

Happy annyversary Fifth Empire. Does this make this region the oldest fascist region in NS?

The Hyper-Fascist Catgirl Empire of P0RTVGAL

Aryan future wrote:Happy annyversary Fifth Empire. Does this make this region the oldest fascist region in NS?

Maybe the oldest that hasnt been invaded/refounded yet

Cruciland and Aryan future

Aryan future

I have a question, what are your thoughts about the turk appropriation of Hagia Sophia and Erdogan turning it into a Mosque?

The Nordic Fenno-Fascist Empire of Atsuria

Welcome back Xylvania and welcome to the Fifth Empire Solitaire!

How goes things?

P0RTVGAL, Xylvania, Chalybea, and Brazika



The Nordic Fenno-Fascist Empire of Atsuria

Aryan future wrote:Happy anniversary Fifth Empire. Does this make this region the oldest fascist region in NS?

I have done the research and checked the histories and out of all the currently existing ones, pretty much yes. It is a matter to be greatly proud of. The Coalition of Fascist Nations, for example, was founded 6 years 200+ days ago in comparison.

If we count Genua (in the sense as a successor and evolution to the Elite Region of Global Command; same thing, new face) then we'll lose to 2nd rank since they've been around from the very start of NationStates itself. If we consider Genua purely as a singular region, which is new, then we outdate them too. Though, I am not sure how much "fascist" the Elite Region of Global Command has been before its demise and during its history. The point being that "Nazi Europa", though these days focused on actual fascist ideology (National Socialism included), for many years in the past was "Nazi only in name" and was really a large collection of people from all across the ideological and political spectrum united to fight communism, it was first and foremost an anti-communist region, not fascist. Things changed after Woodhouse left due to internal issues. Has Genua always been focused on fascism the way they are now? The question of the "oldest fascist region" is not only about the dates of foundation, but that the region actually can be seen and understood as a fascist region proper during its history and time in-existence.

The Fifth Empire has been 100% Fascist since the very first foundation. This adds a layer of credibility to our claim.

Cruciland wrote:I had time to look at the current RP plot, but did not find any particular interest in the subject matter. I'll admit I'm rather finicky about what RPs I am willing to join, and with activity finally happening on an older RP I've been involved in, I'm afraid that I must rescind my interest in joining for now. Rest assured, I will keep my ear to the ground for anything which might spark my interest in joining a particular RP, if my Spring semester allows it.

Best regards, and sorry for not saying anything about the matter earlier! ^^;

Talk to us if there was something/anything we could have done differently to draw you in.

Obviously, we can not satisfy everyone and everyone's preferences, nor is it the point. However, if it is something that could be more universally applied or others might share too, enough to give it weight, then we might consider making changes for more appeal.

Post self-deleted by Atsuria.

Post self-deleted by Atsuria.

The Fascist Legion of Cruciland

Atsuria wrote:Talk to us if there was something/anything we could have done differently to draw you in.

Obviously, we can not satisfy everyone and everyone's preferences, nor is it the point. However, if it is something that could be more universally applied or others might share too, enough to give it weight, then we might consider making changes for more appeal.

Well, the main thing which turned me away was the fact that we weren't roleplaying as our nations in the RP, from what I had read. I usually roleplay on Nationstates as my own nation, and interact with other users in that context. In hindsight, I'd imagine it would be rather quite difficult to set up a good point of conflict among our members since nobody here seems to have any major conflicts to begin with, but that would mostly pertain to something like a war RP... which makes up the bread and butter of all my past RPs.

So, here's some food for thought: What RPs would be good for our members to play as themselves in?

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Xylvania

Atsuria wrote:Welcome back Xylvania and welcome to the Fifth Empire Solitaire!

How goes things?

The world is on fire and I revel in it.

Aryan future

Xylvania wrote:The world is on fire and I revel in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doZE4Yqog5I

The Silver Kingdom of Rathalas

Cruciland wrote:Well, the main thing which turned me away was the fact that we weren't roleplaying as our nations in the RP, from what I had read. I usually roleplay on Nationstates as my own nation, and interact with other users in that context. In hindsight, I'd imagine it would be rather quite difficult to set up a good point of conflict among our members since nobody here seems to have any major conflicts to begin with, but that would mostly pertain to something like a war RP... which makes up the bread and butter of all my past RPs.

So, here's some food for thought: What RPs would be good for our members to play as themselves in?

Well, that was part of why I made the RP the way I did. You can roleplay as your nation if you wish, at any point in your nation's history, but you don't have to. The RP was built to allow for the freedom to roleplay as your nation, and the people who don't want to roleplay as their nation or haven't developed it enough yet can roleplay as something else.

Aryan future

That Crazy Casbah Sound wrote:Using a horrible event like a RL death to guilt trip others is the real disgusting, heartless act. Expected nothing less from you folk though.

Sorry i can not hear you under the sound of you and your friends taking advantage of the death of a player to spread your propaganda.

Who need respect when you can have a "Museum Against Hate"?
I predict that the name of the nation you will use when you refound the region will be called Gravedancer33



via The Imperial Ministry of Truth

The Ruling Council Dignitary of Ferdinand Schafer

Ave! The Fifth Empire. The Ministry of Truth has an announcement (or two) to make!

I) In light of the challenging times past us and apparently yet ahead of us; times of grim and dark tone the Ministry has thought it best to combine its mission of education and enlightenment with the propagation of simple but innocent and pure humor to improve morale, to try and lighten up the spirits for the new year and to motivate people's confidence and hope of better times to come. Humor, as we know, can be a potent tool with critical underlying messages to portray and convey in the language of laughter, and , one of our best tools of survival. In hard social times, laugh at the impossibility of the situation for it will make you the master of the moment. Cry, and you will allow external circumstances the power over your soul.

The Ministry will henceforth initiate its first official program for the first half of 2021 titled "Jokes for thought".

While many previous programs have used either the TG-system this program is public with all parts posted on the RMB. It will be weekly and will last in a series of 4-5 events. ALL members of the Fifth Empire and our AXIS-partners and interested allies are encouraged to attend. Do you have any good jokes on your mind? Submit them to the Ministry by sending a TG-message to Atsuria or to Ferdinand Schafer. All submissions will be reviewed and considered for publication with the official stamp of the Ministry!

These jokes should be in the categories of:

-Political
-Cultural
-Social

Jokes can reflect upon modern problems or on matters of historical-nature. Remember to practice good taste. No joking about matters like death, rape or pedophilia etc.

II)

The Fascist Journal is being worked on in multiple areas of focus, this includes new articles as well as updates to pre-existing ones.

Two new articles will be published in the near-future:

-The Legacy of Fascism in Saddamist and Ba'athist Iraq
-Fascism to the Stars and Beyond: Patriots of the Space Age in Conquest of the Final Frontier

The following articles have been removed from the journal due to updates. They will be re-included once the updates are finished.

-Collaboration Beyond Borders of Class: The Fascist Principle of Corporatism
-The III Pillars & the Nature of the Fascist State
-The Lifestyle of the Fascist - Di Stile Di Vita Fascista
-The God and Cult of Pleasure
-Christianity and Fascism - Cristianesimo e Fascismo

Updates to the articles will consist of changes and improvements to:

-Content
-Language
-Style

Stay tuned on the airwaves! And remember, Fascism prevails!

-The Minister of Truth.



via The Imperial Ministry of Truth

The Ruling Council Dignitary of Ferdinand Schafer

Ministry of Truth: Jokes for thought #1. 21.1.2021.

The first part of the series will begin with a historical theme and focus on Soviet Socialism and life of the USSR.

Though our lives amidst the COVID-pandemic may have been restricted, millions upon millions have lived through worse and experienced restrictions on, I say, at a deeper level. Though we may not go out as much or enjoy social contact in the manner we've used to, we need not suffer from hunger nor fear our neighbor.

Without further ado, let us begin. Prepare your giggling muscles!

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The Potato Farm

*A farm worker greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm.

>“Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the farmer excitedly tells his leader.

<“But God does not exist,” replies Stalin.

>“Exactly,” says the farmer.

>“Neither do the potatoes.”

The Suspicious Stranger

*Two guards spot a man skulking around the Kremlin.

>"Stop! Who goes there? Documents!" One of the guards shouts.

*The frightened person chaotically rummages through his pockets and drops a paper. The guard picks it up and reads it.

>"Urine Analysis...

>“Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like," says the other guard.

*Then the first guard reads further:

> "'Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...”

>“You are free to go, proletarian comrade,” says the second guard.

Soviet Quality

*An American is visiting the Soviet Union. He’s taking a train from Leningrad to Kiev and listening to his handheld radio when a Soviet man leans over to talk to him.

>“You know, we make those better and more efficiently here in the Soviet Union,” he says.

<“Oh?” Says the American.

>“Yes,” the Soviet man responds. “What is it?”

The Artwork

*An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

>"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.

>"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

To Kill Gorbachev

*A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, "I can't take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am going to kill him!"

*After 40 minutes the man returns and elbows his way back to his place in line. One man asks him if he has succeeded in killing Gorbachev.

>"No,” he responds. “That line was even longer."

Making Schedules

*After years of saving up, a Soviet man finally has enough to buy a car. He goes to the appropriate ministry and informs them that he would like to purchase a vehicle.

<“There are currently shortages, it will be three years before your car is available,” the minister informs the man. “We will have it sent to your house when it’s ready.”

>"Three years," he responds. "What month?"

<"August," says the minister.

>"August? What day in August?" Asks the man.

<"The Second of August," says the minister.

>"Morning or Afternoon?" Asks the man.

<"Why do you need to know?" Asks the minister, getting exasperated.

>"The plumber is coming in the morning," the man responds.

Utopia

*Under communism, every man has what he needs.

*That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says "nobody needs meat today."

A Question of Identity

*A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.

>"Look at their calm, their reserve," says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

<"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"

*The Russian finally speaks

> "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Advanced Technology

*An American who found himself in Moscow asks a man carrying two suitcases what the time was.

>"Certainly," says the Russian, setting the two bags on the ground and looking at his wrist. "It is 11:43 and 17 seconds. The date is February 13th, the moon is nearing its full phase, and atmospheric pressure stands at 992 hectopascals rising."

Amazed, the American asks the man if his watch is from Japan. The man assures him that it is Soviet technology.

>"That's fantastic!" the American says.

<"Yes," the Russian answers, picking up the two suitcases. "Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go charge the batteries."

Service and Sacrifice

*At a party meeting, a Communist party officer is drilling a local worker.

He asks him: >“Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give one to the Communist Party?”

The worker responds: <“Yes, definitely, comrade, I would give one of my houses to the party!”

Then he asks: >“Comrade, if you had two cars, would you give one to the party?”

Again, the worker says: <“Yes, I would give one of my cars to the party!”

Finally, the officer asks: >“If you had two shirts, would you give one to the party?”

“Nyet!”

The officer asks: >“But why? Why won’t you give one of your shirts to the party?”

The worker says: <“Because I HAVE two shirts!”

To Join the Worker's Paradise?

*Two brothers, John, and Bob, who lived in America and were members of the communist party, decided to emigrate to the USSR. Even though they didn't believe the American media's negative reports on the conditions in the USSR, they decided to exercise caution. John would go to Russia to test the waters. If they were right and it was a communist paradise, then John would write a letter to Bob using black ink. If, though, the situation in the USSR was as bad as the American media liked to portray, and the KGB was a force to be feared, John would use red ink to indicate whatever he says in the letter must not be believed.

*In three months John sent his first report. It was in black ink and read, "I'm so happy here! It's a beautiful country, I enjoy complete freedom and a high standard of living. All the capitalist press wrote was lies. Everything is readily available!

There is only one small thing of which there's a shortage. Red ink."

KGBURN

*The regional KGB headquarters in Arkhangelsk suffered a major fire and was almost completely destroyed. Shortly after, a man called looking for help.

<“I’m sorry, we can’t do anything,” said the receptionist. “The KGB has burnt down.”

Five minutes later, the receptionist received another call. <“I’m sorry, we can’t help. The KGB has burnt down.”

*Another five minutes passed, and the phone rang again. The receptionist recognized the voice as the man who’d twice called previously.

<“Why do you keep calling? I told you that the KGB has burnt down.”

>“I know. I just like hearing it.”

Soviet Leadership

*A train bearing Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev stops suddenly when the tracks run out. Each leader applies his own, unique solution. Lenin gathers workers and peasants from miles around and exhorts them to build more track. Stalin shoots the train crew when the train still doesn’t move. Khrushchev rehabilitates the dead crew and orders the tracks behind the train ripped up and relaid in front. Brezhnev pulls down the curtains and rocks back and forth, pretending the train is moving.

And Gorbachev calls a rally in front of the locomotive, where he leads a chant: “No tracks! No tracks! No tracks!”

Soviet Success Stories

*A regional Communist Party meeting is held to celebrate the anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution. The Chairman gives a speech:

> “Dear comrades! Let’s look at the amazing achievements of our Party after the revolution. For example, Maria here, who was she before the revolution? An illiterate peasant; she had but one dress and no shoes. And now? She is an exemplary milkmaid known throughout the entire region. Or look at Ivan Andreev. He was the poorest man in this village; he had no horse, no cow, not even an axe. And now? He is a tractor driver with two pairs of shoes! Or Trofim Semenovich Alekseev – he was a nasty hooligan, a drunk, and a dirty gadabout. Nobody would trust him with as much as a snowdrift in wintertime, as he would steal anything he could get his hands on.

And now he’s Secretary of the Party Committee!”
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