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The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz

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The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.181 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 204,091 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 87,509^th in the world and 835^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 583.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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