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The People's Republic of Dakea

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The People's Republic of Dakea is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Relapa Gunaq with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.797 billion Dakeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saneaka City. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dakean economy, worth 464 trillion Dakean Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,052 Dakean Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dakean politicians are often described as having more style than substance, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and glamping Dakeans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown. Dakea's national animal is the Dakean Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dakea is ranked 60,695^th in the world and 709^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 642.57 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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