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The Keisririik of Estonesia

“Oleme Inimesed, Oleme Keisrid!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Keisririik of Estonesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The devout population of 10.82 billion Ööselids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ööselid economy, worth a remarkable 1,762 trillion Saarstels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,897 Saarstels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Barn Swallows and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonesia's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ööselid Pantheon.

Estonesia is ranked 6,648th in the world and 139th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,010.38 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Influential: 95thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 735thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,416thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,432ndMost Developed: 5,544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,897thMost Inclusive: 6,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,648thLargest Governments: 6,690thSmartest Citizens: 6,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,160thRudest Citizens: 7,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,397thBest Weather: 7,430thHealthiest Citizens: 7,539thHighest Food Quality: 7,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,196thMost Efficient Economies: 9,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,149thMost Cultured: 12,165thLowest Crime Rates: 12,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,624thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,669thHighest Economic Output: 14,954thMost Patriotic: 15,709thHighest Average Incomes: 18,382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,693rdMost Income Equality: 27,627th
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Most Influential: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 117th in the regionMost Patriotic: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 120th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145th in the region

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