The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	Obesity Rate
277,671.	The Protectorate of RSCA Privateer 4	5.89
277,672.	The Protectorate of RSCA Privateer 26	5.89
277,673.	The Republic of Ambulatoria	5.89
277,674.	The Misrepresented Democracy of Northern Tigadehathu	5.89
277,675.	The Republic of Socialist test 238	5.89
277,676.	The Free Land of Absolute Communism119	5.89
277,677.	The Nomadic Peoples of Absolute communism132	5.89
277,678.	The Matriarchy of Absolute communism162	5.89
277,679.	The United Kingdom of Ump147	5.89
277,680.	The Jingoistic States of Ump197	5.89