The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationObesity Rate
1.The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer99.46
2.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia99.44
3.The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael99.43
4.The Rogue Nation of Rindiania99.4
5.The Infection of Edgemaster99.4
6.The Hellhole of Fudgedup99.4
7.The Empire of Little Flowers99.35
8.The People's Republic of Cutote99.35
9.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pterodoria99.33
10.The Holy Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a99.32
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