The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationObesity Rate
270,151.The TYPE of Psychotic Refugee6.34
270,152.The High Queen's Might of Nepal-China6.34
270,153.The Imperial Republic of Mindress6.34
270,154.The Rocking Federal Republic of Krautheads6.34
270,155.The Evening Dews and Damps of Jokhang6.34
270,156.The Republic of Clear Bay6.34
270,157.The Theocracy of The Lords Love and Grace6.34
270,158.The People's Republic of United Workers Party6.34
270,159.The Cosmic Dust of Celestial 106.34
270,160.The Humanz of Saturnz Barz6.34
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