The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Praise be!” | |
12. | The MOST GLORIOUS REPUBLIC of Satan Servants | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We come from outer Hell” | |
13. | The Nepotistic Autocracy of Hakskeekah | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NO” | |
14. | The Utopian Democracy of Korean Proletarians | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom and Prosperity” | |
15. | The Ecstatic Rush of Clubbing Baby Seals | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Untz Untz Untz” | |
16. | The Empire of Teipor | Father Knows Best State | “Glory in Advancement” | |
17. | The 🐾 Land 🐾 of Jamaaaa | Corporate Police State | “Welcome to Jamaa!” | |
18. | The Psychotic Aztec Empire of Centeocihuatl | Psychotic Dictatorship | “May the Mexica forever follow DEAREST LEADERISM.” | |
19. | The Armed People's Republic of Dictator Trump | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Make America Great Again” | |
20. | The United States of The Grand Imperial Federation | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Power, Glory, Death!” |