Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Divine Force of The Almighty LennyPsychotic Dictatorship“Praise be!”
12.The MOST GLORIOUS REPUBLIC of Satan ServantsPsychotic Dictatorship“We come from outer Hell”
13.The Nepotistic Autocracy of HakskeekahIron Fist Consumerists“NO”
14.The Utopian Democracy of Korean ProletariansIron Fist Consumerists“Freedom and Prosperity”
15.The Ecstatic Rush of Clubbing Baby SealsPsychotic Dictatorship“Untz Untz Untz”
16.The Empire of TeiporFather Knows Best State“Glory in Advancement”
17.The 🐾 Land 🐾 of JamaaaaCorporate Police State“Welcome to Jamaa!”
18.The Psychotic Aztec Empire of CenteocihuatlPsychotic Dictatorship“May the Mexica forever follow DEAREST LEADERISM.”
19.The Armed People's Republic of Dictator TrumpIron Fist Consumerists“Make America Great Again”
20.The United States of The Grand Imperial FederationPsychotic Dictatorship“Power, Glory, Death!”
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