Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,207th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
2.The Devastations of White AmazonsCorporate Police State“You own nothing and are happy”
3.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
4.The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of PasiniaCorporate Police State“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”
5.The Oppressive Evil Empire of TestlandstuffIron Fist Consumerists“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”
6.The Academia Tyrannica of Naive SchoolgirlsIron Fist Consumerists“No running in the hallways - or else”
7.The Un-Holy Grey Zombie Wastes of Shrilling FieldsCorporate Police State“To destroy you is no loss, to preserve you is no gain.”
8.The Corporation of CHONdyneFather Knows Best State“Well alright, then.”
9.The Dictatorship of RhalithCorporate Police State“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”
10.The Economic Utopia of SectianCorporate Police State“Even God cannot save you in Sectian.”
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