Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,989th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
2.The Devastations of White AmazonsCorporate Police State“You own nothing and are happy”
3.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
4.The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan DictatorCorporate Police State“Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right”
5.The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plusIron Fist Consumerists“GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!”
6.The Cultist State of Blood Sacrifice and FireCorporate Police State“Glory to the Fire God!”
7.The Dictatorship of RhalithCorporate Police State“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”
8.The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic SystemCorporate Police State“🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥”
9.The Cult of The ArmadaCompulsory Consumerist State“Silence them before they cause problems”
10.The Divine Force of The Almighty LennyPsychotic Dictatorship“Praise be!”
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