Psychotic Dictatorships World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,207^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL	Iron Fist Consumerists	“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
2.	The Devastations of White Amazons	Corporate Police State	“You own nothing and are happy”
3.	The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
4.	The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia	Corporate Police State	“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”
5.	The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”
6.	The Academia Tyrannica of Naive Schoolgirls	Iron Fist Consumerists	“No running in the hallways - or else”
7.	The Un-Holy Grey Zombie Wastes of Shrilling Fields	Corporate Police State	“To destroy you is no loss, to preserve you is no gain.”
8.	The Corporation of CHONdyne	Father Knows Best State	“Well alright, then.”
9.	The Dictatorship of Rhalith	Corporate Police State	“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”
10.	The Economic Utopia of Sectian	Corporate Police State	“Even God cannot save you in Sectian.”

Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census