The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,207th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL||Iron Fist Consumerists||“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”|
|2.||The Devastations of White Amazons||Corporate Police State||“You own nothing and are happy”|
|3.||The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”|
|4.||The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia||Corporate Police State||“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”|
|5.||The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”|
|6.||The Academia Tyrannica of Naive Schoolgirls||Iron Fist Consumerists||“No running in the hallways - or else”|
|7.||The Un-Holy Grey Zombie Wastes of Shrilling Fields||Corporate Police State||“To destroy you is no loss, to preserve you is no gain.”|
|8.||The Corporation of CHONdyne||Father Knows Best State||“Well alright, then.”|
|9.||The Dictatorship of Rhalith||Corporate Police State||“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”|
|10.||The Economic Utopia of Sectian||Corporate Police State||“Even God cannot save you in Sectian.”|