Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,413th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
71.The Soup Kitchen of Yev KassemPsychotic Dictatorship“No soup for you!”
72.The Oppressed Peoples of 394894879834895ioPsychotic Dictatorship“No Pain, No Gain”
73.The Superstate of OCE4N14Psychotic Dictatorship“War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength”
74.The Democratic Republic of Democratic North KorussiaAuthoritarian Democracy“ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS KIM-JONG PUTIN!”
75.The Oppressed Peoples of LookOutPsychotic Dictatorship“Tyranny, Oppression, and Destroyer of Freedom”
76.The Grand Duchy of Apropin CheIron Fist Consumerists“For God, Duke, Fatherland!”
77.The Empire of WikipediansPsychotic Dictatorship“The Free Online Encyclopedia”
78.The Pure Land of Dang NamInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wisdom, Conduct, Love, Strength, Hope”
79.The Islamic Caliphate of TalibanadaPsychotic Dictatorship“الموت قبل العار”
80.The Tyrannical Starchy Sadist of The Strong and Almighty PotatoPsychotic Dictatorship“YES. I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS.”
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