The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions	Capitalist Paradise	“!@#$%^&*()”
3.	The Referendum of 7 November	Democratic Socialists	“Macedonian Empire”
4.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
5.	The Angst of Naota	Tyranny by Majority	“I don't play baseball.”
6.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
7.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”
8.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
9.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Right-wing Utopia	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
10.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”