Spotlight on:
![]() |
The United States of Zorgazia |
“Ho ho ho”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
|
Location: Sancturia |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary |
The United States of Zorgazia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Xankriel Cerejo with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.647 billion Zorgazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xandria. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Zorgazian economy, worth 271 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,117 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Colonial subjects have Zorgazian culture shoved down their throats, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Xankriel Cerejo's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zorgazia's national animal is the ICBM's, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Zorgazia is ranked 81,372nd in the world and 31st in Sancturia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,825.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Zorgazia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- :
Zorgazia was endorsed by
The Formal Regime of Archen Federation.
- :
Zorgazia endorsed
The Formal Regime of Archen Federation.
- :
Zorgazia was endorsed by The Republic of Maplefield.
- :
Zorgazia endorsed
The Constitutional Monarchy of Atherica.
- :
Zorgazia was endorsed by
The Constitutional Monarchy of Atherica.
- :
Zorgazia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Black Market.
- :
Zorgazia agreed to construct embassies between Sancturia and The Kodiak Republic.
- :
Zorgazia was endorsed by The Republic of The Republic of Pantalones.
- : Following new legislation in
Zorgazia, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Xankriel Cerejo's eyes only'.
World Assembly
Histarctica,
Pastuhland,
Cywolf,
-Livonia-,
Lacari,
Tomington,
Ameroind,
The Crown of the Lauenburg Land,
Gahais,
Natten City,
Kiyosi,
GeodesicDragon,
The British Socialist Republics,
Atherica, and





































Latest Threads





