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The Unfinished Mission of Zombie Lenin

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The Unfinished Mission of Zombie Lenin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zombie Lenin with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.679 billion zombie Bolsheviks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Undead Red economy, worth 89.2 trillion Rᴜʙlɛs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 24,247 Rᴜʙlɛs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Zombie Lenin, many friends and relatives of Zombie Lenin have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and billions of Rᴜʙlɛs are being poured into a space program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Lenin's national animal is the Proletariat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Zombie Lenin is ranked 156,581^st in the world and 14^th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 327.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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