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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet

“Unity, Prosperity, Strength”

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Location: The North Pacific

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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.833 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 4,369 trillion Geads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,899 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 280,685th in the world and 6,197th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 27.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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1%Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 308thLargest Black Market: 742ndMost Influential: 862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,465thMost Armed: 2,011thHighest Average Incomes: 2,480thTop
5%Most Corrupt Governments: 3,971stHighest Economic Output: 4,177thMost Patriotic: 5,294thLargest Governments: 5,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,054thMost Devout: 6,455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,811thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,703rdMost Stationary: 10,487thMost Efficient Economies: 11,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,515thMost Developed: 12,534thTop
10%Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,030thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,301stLowest Crime Rates: 21,526thSmartest Citizens: 21,651stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,902ndTop
1%Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionTop
5%Highest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 133rd in the regionMost Devout: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 304th in the regionTop
10%Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 327th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 344th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 390th in the regionRudest Citizens: 487th in the regionLargest Populations: 493rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 504th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 517th in the regionMost Developed: 613th in the region

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