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The Empire of Zarnitre |
“Forza, Lealtà, Onore.”
| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: CTR |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The Empire of Zarnitre is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cesare d'Azzurro with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.763 billion Zarnitreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monteregio. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Zarnitrean economy, worth 758 trillion Aureo Imperiales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,305 Aureo Imperiales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and toddler groups have taken over local libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarnitre's national animal is the Tuxedo Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Zarnitre is ranked 138,773rd in the world and 3rd in CTR for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,269.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zarnitre, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
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Zarnitre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Zarnitre, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant.
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Zarnitre's influence in CTR rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Zarnitre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in
Zarnitre, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in
Zarnitre, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
- : Following new legislation in
Zarnitre, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
- : Following new legislation in
Zarnitre, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Following new legislation in
Zarnitre, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
























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