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The Empire of Yerrrr is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yeet Sir Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.12 billion Yerrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeet Time Square. The average income tax rate is 80.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yerrrrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,902 trillion Lost Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 304,144 Lost Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers, and cash-strapped Yerrrrians scour their bodies for fortuitous zits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yerrrr's national animal is the 2 Headed Snapping Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yerrrr is ranked 3,922^nd in the world and 7^th in Hell for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 625.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.