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The Monie Master of Yelevar

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The Monie Master of Yelevar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master of da Monies with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.071 billion Monie Makers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monie-Ville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Yelevarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Monieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,298 Monieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,576 per year while the poor average 15,323, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, Master of da Monies has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime is moderate. Yelevar's national animal is the Monie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yelevar is ranked 117,419^th in the world and 20^th in The Labyrinth for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.09 kickbacks per hour.

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