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The Tortilla Realm of Xeutia

“Get your own Doritos!”

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The Tortilla Realm of Xeutia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.462 billion Munchies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanty Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tortillian economy, worth a remarkable 5,353 trillion bags of nacho chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 261,639 bags of nacho chips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,789,744 per year while the poor average 13,797, a ratio of 129 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xeutia's national animal is the Dorito, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Cheese.

Xeutia is ranked 490^th in the world and 5^th in The Zombie Factory for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 26,435.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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