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The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom

“Glory to the Kingdom!”

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The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.499 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,796 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 421,471 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, no one gossips with General Nagan during diplomatic summits, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 1,335^th in the world and 10^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 49.99 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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