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The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom

“Glory to the Kingdom!”

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The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.209 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,089 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 411,953 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Xenan Kingdomian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 290,559^th in the world and 6,323^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -697.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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