The Most Primitive in The North Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Confederacy of Kaliaaa | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Most Weapon, for most money” | |
2. | The Principality of Northie | Father Knows Best State | “North of the North Pacific” | |
3. | The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 | Corporate Police State | “ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ ♪ ♫ |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| ♫ ♪ ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ” | |
4. | The Kingdom of Naalikka | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Thinking outside the fox” | |
5. | The People's Republic of Mague Relves | Father Knows Best State | “Meh” | |
6. | The Militaristic Republic of Star Winter | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A big military is a safe country” | |
7. | The Republic of 9cycwrezee | Corporate Bordello | “45rthgswer” | |
8. | The Community of Food Laws | Authoritarian Democracy | “Mostly Harmless” | |
9. | The Kingdom of -Hungary | Moralistic Democracy | “There's nothing more important than family.” | |
10. | The Federation of Communist Vulxo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “It was us!” |