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The Kingdom of Xadah

“Too dumb to surrender”

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The Kingdom of Xadah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.962 billion Xadahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Task. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xadahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Ties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,489 Ties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, nude art is becoming wildly popular, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and it is a silent spring in Xadah. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xadah's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Xadah is ranked 58,463^rd in the world and 1,488^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.11 law-abiding acts per hour.

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