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The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca

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The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Council Heifer with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.473 billion Wawans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Bovinetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving Wawa Fea Vacan economy, worth 671 trillion vacitas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 79,261 vacitas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wawa Fea Vaca's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wawa Fea Vaca is ranked 15,055^th in the world and 28^th in Wysteria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 73,554.63 Standard Monetary Units.

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