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The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca

“All babies are cute, even the ugly ones”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Council Heifer with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.921 billion Wawans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Bovinetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The thriving Wawa Fea Vacan economy, worth 150 trillion vacitas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 78,098 vacitas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,185 per year while the poor average 20,722, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Chief Council Heifer is spelt now. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wawa Fea Vaca's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wawa Fea Vaca is ranked 198,695th in the world and 51st in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.95 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,237thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,917thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,730thFattest Citizens: 15,355thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,704thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,454thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,925thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,507thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,140th
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Most Primitive: 6th in the region

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