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The United States of Wars Forever


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.161 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 13,760 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 546,910 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,989,240 per year while the poor average 51,153, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

The giant 80-storey carving of CATS in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 1,155th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.34 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 45thMost Avoided: 66thHighest Disposable Incomes: 78thLargest Mining Sector: 114thMost Secular: 136thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 149thFattest Citizens: 150thLargest Insurance Industry: 166thMost Efficient Economies: 172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 206thHighest Average Incomes: 210thHighest Economic Output: 224thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311thMost Armed: 312thLargest Retail Industry: 381stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 385thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 385thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 536thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 577thRudest Citizens: 637thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 834thLargest Information Technology Sector: 913thLargest Agricultural Sector: 949thLargest Governments: 1,132ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,439thMost Stationary: 1,453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,695thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,526thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,589thMost Influential: 3,357thLargest Black Market: 3,476thLargest Populations: 4,116thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,297thNudest: 7,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,696thMost Conservative: 9,923rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,104thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,549thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,565thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,193rd
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation, Stragalestranspets, and 66 Ducks.