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The United States of Wars Forever |
“War”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.161 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 13,760 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 546,910 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,989,240 per year while the poor average 51,153, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.
The giant 80-storey carving of CATS in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Wars Forever is ranked 1,155th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.34 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wars Forever, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
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Wars Forever endorsed
The Republic of Nacojasi Macuhjasee.
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Wars Forever was endorsed by
The Republic of Nacojasi Macuhjasee.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, the giant 80-storey carving of CATS in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, many believe that the only good Giant enemy crab is a dead Giant enemy crab.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation,
Stragalestranspets, and
66 Ducks.