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The United States of Wars Forever

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The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.161 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 13,760 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 546,910 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,989,240 per year while the poor average 51,153, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

The giant 80-storey carving of CATS in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 1,155^th in the world and 6^th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.34 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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