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The United States of Wars Forever

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The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.1 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 15,938 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 567,205 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,328,603 per year while the poor average 45,150, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, governments opposing Wars Forever are beset by rebels, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 2,254^th in the world and 27^th in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,453.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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