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The United States of Wars Forever |
“War”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.1 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 15,938 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 567,205 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,328,603 per year while the poor average 45,150, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.
The nation is wading into dangerous waters, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, governments opposing Wars Forever are beset by rebels, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Wars Forever is ranked 2,254th in the world and 27th in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,453.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wars Forever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Wars Forever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Wars Forever voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
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Wars Forever, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
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Wars Forever, governments opposing Wars Forever are beset by rebels.
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Wars Forever, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
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Wars Forever, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
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Wars Forever, CATS's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
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Wars Forever, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
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Wars Forever, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation,
66 Ducks, and
North Sloughtown Metropolis.