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The United States of Wars Forever


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Envoy


The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.1 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 15,938 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 567,205 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,328,603 per year while the poor average 45,150, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, governments opposing Wars Forever are beset by rebels, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 2,254th in the world and 27th in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,453.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rdMost Avoided: 88thLargest Mining Sector: 117thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148thMost Secular: 155thFattest Citizens: 157thLargest Insurance Industry: 159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172ndMost Efficient Economies: 184thHighest Economic Output: 199thHighest Average Incomes: 212thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 282ndMost Armed: 374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 378thLargest Retail Industry: 413thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 428thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 430thMost Patriotic: 485thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 604thRudest Citizens: 633rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 711thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,065thLargest Governments: 1,095thLowest Crime Rates: 1,164thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,252ndMost Stationary: 1,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,862ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,254thSmartest Citizens: 2,536thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,168thMost Influential: 3,281stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,870thLargest Populations: 3,902ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,676thNudest: 6,903rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,768thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,809thMost Conservative: 11,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,481stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,295thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,733rd
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation, 66 Ducks, and North Sloughtown Metropolis.