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The Empire of War Dogs XVI

“To the front!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Empire of War Dogs XVI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.963 billion War Dogs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,453 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,021 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools are forbidden to teach anything that might paint the government in a negative light, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and most towns have their Dog O'War High School located on Dog O'War Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XVI's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs XVI is ranked 1,348th in the world and 55th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,785.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 581stMost Subsidized Industry: 696thLargest Black Market: 950thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,166thLargest Retail Industry: 2,309thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,455thHighest Average Incomes: 2,530thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,606thRudest Citizens: 2,763rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,331stLowest Crime Rates: 4,474thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,480thLargest Governments: 4,508thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,379thNudest: 5,525thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,578thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,612thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,857thHighest Economic Output: 6,044thMost Cultured: 6,367thMost Developed: 6,538thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,747thLargest Mining Sector: 8,598thSmartest Citizens: 9,394thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,959thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,126thTop
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Most Secular: 16,147thMost Armed: 17,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,221stHighest Food Quality: 21,609thMost Inclusive: 23,670th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the regionRudest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 144th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 220th in the regionLargest Governments: 223rd in the regionNudest: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 267th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 275th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 310th in the regionMost Cultured: 334th in the regionMost Developed: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 374th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 388th in the regionMost Stationary: 419th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 467th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 489th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 566th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 597th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 607th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 734th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 766th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 867th in the regionMost Armed: 984th in the regionMost Secular: 986th in the region

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