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The Protectorate of Wake DPR |
“We Will Endure For Our Homeland!”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: New Region oasis |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Protectorate of Wake DPR is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, lack of airports, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 357 million Wake DPRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Wake DPRian economy, worth 22.5 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,103 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Wake DPRians believe manners maketh the leader, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, and forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wake DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Wake DPR is ranked 19,572nd in the world and 6th in New Region oasis for Fattest Citizens, with 16.18 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle.
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving.
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, Wake DPRians believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
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Wake DPR was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Wake DPR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only'.
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in
Wake DPR, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.








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