Spotlight on:
The Federal Republic of Valensica |
“The Will of Man is to Strive for Greatness!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Federal Republic of Valensica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Hauer with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.963 billion Valensicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Valens. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Valensican economy, worth 774 trillion Dolariis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 156,076 Dolariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valensica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Valensica is ranked 11,192nd in the world and 666th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.05 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, emojis are the soul of wit.
- : Following new legislation in Valensica, Valensica is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.