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The Blobdom of Ur Albania

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The Blobdom of Ur Albania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emeer Al Bania with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.88 billion Ur Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxfordtowntheywentround City. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ur Albanian economy, worth 406 trillion Gcents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,091 Gcents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the tightness of border controls in Ur Albania leave a little to be desired, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur Albania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Feisrist.

Ur Albania is ranked 145,959^th in the world and 177^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

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