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The Holy Green Tutelian Republic of Tutels

“I hate everyone, I just hate some of you less”

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The Holy Green Tutelian Republic of Tutels is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bippity BoppTutel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.434 billion Tutels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shelloria. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tutelsian economy, worth 389 trillion Tutelsian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,160 Tutelsian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tutels's national animal is the Tide Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tutelism.

Tutels is ranked 16,070^th in the world and 5^th in The Outskirts for Highest Poor Incomes, with 101,195.87 Standard Monetary Units.

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