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The Aerospace Agency of Saphman

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The Aerospace Agency of Saphman is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Airbus A350-900 with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.326 billion Saphians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Kevin Port. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saphmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion New Bingus Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 363,185 New Bingus Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,742,338 per year while the poor average 13,611, a ratio of 201 to 1.

Rare ecosystems are being ground into profit at a record pace, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains New Bingus Dollars, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Saphman at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphman's national animal is the Kevin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Saphman is ranked 5,806^th in the world and 2^nd in The Outskirts for Most Cultured, scoring 147 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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