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The Grand Republic of Tullamore

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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The Grand Republic of Tullamore is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.323 billion Tullaqueses enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tullaqui. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tullamorean economy, worth 161 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,992 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 707,218 per year while the poor average 9,994, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.

Edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and people are often woken up by rubbish music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tullamore's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tullamore is ranked 30,466^th in the world and 1,518^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Feux, Wang Yao, New Rogernomics, Tabbies, Sezhtachnia, and Fat Angel.