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The Republic of Trm9

“Strength Through Compliance”

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The Republic of Trm9 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The devout population of 3.432 billion Trm9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Trm9ian economy, worth 219 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,889 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Trm9ians like vultures, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trm9's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trm9 is ranked 99,085^th in the world and 3,317^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -12.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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