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The Republic of Trinity Unity is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.249 billion Trinity Unityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trinity Unityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,734 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,258 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, and cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinity Unity's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Trinity Unity is ranked 225,941^st in the world and 5^th in Ancient for Fattest Citizens, with 8.52 Obesity Rate.