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The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana

“She would merengue and do the cha-cha”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb		 Economy:
Powerhouse		 Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente Sebastian Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 11.241 billion East Copa Cabananians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse East Copa Cabanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Piņa Coladas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,704 Piņa Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Copa Cabana's national animal is the Three-Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alchemy.

East Copa Cabana is ranked 35,822nd in the world and 822nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 193.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,492ndMost Influential: 2,601stTop
5%Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,067thBest Weather: 8,450thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,677thMost Stationary: 13,938thTop
10%Healthiest Citizens: 14,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,438thNicest Citizens: 16,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,032ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,287thHighest Food Quality: 18,400thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,491stSmartest Citizens: 18,625thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,169thMost Secular: 19,630thMost Income Equality: 19,994thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,139thMost Inclusive: 21,494thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,558thSafest: 22,578thMost Cultured: 25,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 25,516thLowest Crime Rates: 26,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,482ndTop
5%Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 198th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 254th in the regionTop
10%Most Influential: 270th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 376th in the regionLargest Populations: 377th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 418th in the regionMost Income Equality: 426th in the regionMost Secular: 432nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 436th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 437th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 443rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 446th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 460th in the regionNicest Citizens: 476th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 480th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 515th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 518th in the region

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