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The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana

“She would merengue and do the cha-cha”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente Sebastian Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.98 billion East Copa Cabananians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving East Copa Cabanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Piņa Coladas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,207 Piņa Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Copa Cabana's national animal is the Three-Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alchemy.

East Copa Cabana is ranked 14,113th in the world and 254th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,845.12710384012 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,597thMost Influential: 2,726thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,040thBest Weather: 9,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,039thMost Stationary: 14,113thHealthiest Citizens: 14,776thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,849thNicest Citizens: 16,916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,697thHighest Food Quality: 18,404thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,687thSmartest Citizens: 18,871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,094thMost Secular: 20,224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,321stMost Inclusive: 22,033rdSafest: 23,214thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,777thMost Income Equality: 23,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,593rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,680thMost Cultured: 25,699thLowest Crime Rates: 26,467thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,653rdHighest Economic Output: 28,915th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 218th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 219th in the regionMost Stationary: 254th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 257th in the regionBest Weather: 259th in the regionMost Influential: 279th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 360th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 381st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionMost Secular: 437th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 448th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 460th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 469th in the regionNicest Citizens: 479th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 495th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 495th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 501st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 513th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 522nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 544th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 557th in the regionNudest: 570th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the region

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