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The Community of Tinyn

“Tranquillity from Passion”

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The Community of Tinyn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Reed Almeida with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.225 billion Tinynians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alrelaren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion Traunns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 90,600 Traunns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 634,012 per year while the poor average 4,447, a ratio of 142 to 1.

There's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", Chief Reed Almeida's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinyn's national animal is the doberman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Tinyn is ranked 211,800^th in the world and 10^th in Roma Invicta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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