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The Most Serene Republic of Timoham is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.291 billion Timohamians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Timohamian economy, worth 204 trillion lumens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 158,150 lumens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 956,623 per year while the poor average 11,697, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.

Glamping Timohamians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and bilingual Timohamians are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Timoham's national animal is the finch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Timoham is ranked 317,907^th in the world and 335^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -12.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.