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The Free Land of Timofeyland

“Freedom is the way”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Free Land of Timofeyland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by You with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.023 billion Timofeylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timofeylandian economy, worth 621 trillion Timis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,656 Timis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', AI citizens think only in binary, livestock mutilations are on the rise, and young people devote their entire lives to the faith. Crime is totally unknown. Timofeyland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever you believe.

Timofeyland is ranked 152,314th in the world and 5,851st in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 711.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,406thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,475thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,814thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4,324thNicest Citizens: 4,652ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,431stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,512thBest Weather: 6,158thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,871stRudest Citizens: 6,905thMost Inclusive: 7,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,532ndHighest Food Quality: 8,871stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,385thMost Pacifist: 10,945thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,342ndMost Devout: 12,073rdMost Cultured: 12,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,233rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,663rdNudest: 15,781stMost Developed: 15,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,419thSmartest Citizens: 18,419thHealthiest Citizens: 19,130thLargest Governments: 19,396thMost Efficient Economies: 21,203rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,635thMost Politically Free: 24,255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,079th
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Highest Drug Use: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 135th in the regionMost Politically Free: 148th in the regionNicest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 254th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 261st in the regionBest Weather: 325th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 329th in the regionMost Inclusive: 335th in the regionRudest Citizens: 375th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 389th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 467th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 520th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 523rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 541st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 643rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 669th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 685th in the regionMost Devout: 728th in the regionNudest: 741st in the regionMost Cultured: 742nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 818th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 858th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 920th in the regionMost Extreme: 924th in the regionMost Developed: 1,024th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,083rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,100th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,146th in the region

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