The Free Land of Timofeyland
“Freedom is the way”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Free Land of Timofeyland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by You with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.058 billion Timofeylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Timofeylandian economy, worth 118 trillion Timis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,769 Timis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Timofeylandian lands, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timofeyland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Timofeyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
- : Timofeyland endorsed The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu.
- : Timofeyland was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu.
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
- : Timofeyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
- : Timofeyland endorsed The People's Republic of The Communist regime of Sovietchina.
Endorsements Received: 53 » The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Shamian, Whatevernext, Soviet State of Covernant, Brauengen, Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk, Kheltchistan, Pangeaeae, Bruzzundunga, Bibliophilius, Dolarik, United Of Communist, Abazovia, Council of America, Kominis, Councilist Communes, Terrapinne, Saorta, New Soviet States of America, Mallissa, Luwendr, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The Bon Fa Islands, Kethania, Wice, Polskastan, Omafana, Rohvenn, Afronovia, The Steephills, Karelianastan, 104 Partisans, The Movion, Imperial Divia And Tribintave, Arpol, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Heitoria, Soberanos-Socialistas, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, Repolaa, The Transmanian Islands, Passany, Flying-Penguins, Conarland, Socialist Heronia, Carrico, 4D Donkeys, and 3 others.Larger Green Plants, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, and Ma pi kulupu.