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The Free Land of Timofeyland

“Freedom is the way”

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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Timofeyland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by You with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.058 billion Timofeylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timofeylandian economy, worth 118 trillion Timis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,769 Timis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Timofeylandian lands, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timofeyland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timofeyland is ranked 33,283rd in the world and 151st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 207thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,490thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,739thRudest Citizens: 5,185thMost Influential: 5,311thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,682ndMost Devout: 6,752ndNicest Citizens: 8,062ndMost Inclusive: 9,110thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,192ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,868thNudest: 9,935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,753rdBest Weather: 11,131stHighest Food Quality: 11,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,406thMost Cultured: 12,084thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,653rdMost Developed: 16,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,127thLargest Retail Industry: 18,496thMost Efficient Economies: 19,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,043rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,894thMost Politically Free: 21,067thLargest Governments: 21,681stSmartest Citizens: 22,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,745th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionNudest: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 96th in the regionLargest Black Market: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 134th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 151st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158th in the regionMost Extreme: 169th in the region

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