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The Free Land of Timofeyland

“Freedom is the way”

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The Free Land of Timofeyland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by You with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.023 billion Timofeylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timofeylandian economy, worth 621 trillion Timis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,656 Timis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', AI citizens think only in binary, livestock mutilations are on the rise, and young people devote their entire lives to the faith. Crime is totally unknown. Timofeyland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever you believe.

Timofeyland is ranked 152,389^th in the world and 5,854^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 711.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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