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The Democratic Republic of Tikkun Olam

“If I am only for myself, what am I?”

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The Democratic Republic of Tikkun Olam is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.691 billion Tikkun Olamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Tikkun Olamian economy, worth 299 trillion shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 19,099 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikkun Olam's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tikkun Olam is ranked 70,441^st in the world and 1,060^th in the Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.64 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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