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The State of Thinahtea

“On the Ground and Running”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Central African Republic

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The State of Thinahtea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.769 billion Thinahteans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Thinahtean economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 37,955 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,050 per year while the poor average 2,039, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in Thinahtea's hospitals, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, voting is voluntary, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is a major problem. Thinahtea's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thinahtea is ranked 256,557th in the world and 7th in Central African Republic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Pro-Market: 210thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,859thTop
Largest Populations: 3,914thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,632ndHighest Crime Rates: 5,945thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,721stFattest Citizens: 9,207thTop
Highest Economic Output: 20,029thMost Avoided: 20,253rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,033rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,938thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,329th

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